My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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