Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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