just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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