Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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