The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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