careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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