nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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