fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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