...so i touched it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
did you just send me my own nude
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
