whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
