Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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