I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
