I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
