Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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