Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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