I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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