her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
