My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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