I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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