Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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