we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
