Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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