They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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