you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
he thought i was a dude.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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