READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Im part way to drunk.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
