It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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