i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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