I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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