Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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