there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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