I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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