i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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