oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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