I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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