a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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