Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
