i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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