Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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