No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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