Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
