There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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