Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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