sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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