Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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