My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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