so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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