There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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