I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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