No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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