I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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