she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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