Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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