It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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