YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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